Taking the vapours...

The last Sunday of the month often involves a trip to that shining metropolis known as Luton to join the more hirsute types at the Gentleman's health spa. I will admit to being rather fond of saunas. They are nice places to chill out, take the steam and heat, enjoy the view and have some interesting sexual encounters. There's something awfully levelling about wandering around in nothing but a towel and unlike darkrooms you can actually see what/who you are doing and make informed choices.

Sadly my trip on Sunday was relatively dissatisfying. The bears really weren't biting and the couple of nibbles I did have were a bit, well, odd.

1) Very very handsome chap. Italian or French I think. Youngish (late 20s/early 30s), goatee, hairy chest, fairly tall, slimish and a *huge* cock. Anyway - he does the casual grope as I pass him thing, which leads to a bit of mutal groping then I follow him into a cubicle. He then won't kiss me, or even let me touch his cock, and keeps groping my arse. Call me a prick tease, but even in a sauna I like to have a bit of foreplay even if I *was* going to let him fuck me (and that really wasn't likely). After a few minutes of seeing if I could turn the situation into anything even remotely interesting I made a hasty exit. Amusingly he kept giving me dirty looks for the rest of the afternoon.

2) Older chap. Not sure about his age but he looked very distinguished with short greying hair. No facial hair, but lots of lovely salt n pepper body hair. Messed around with him a bit in the hot sauna then bumped into him a bit later when I was wandering around and took him into one of the private rooms. This guy did kiss, but that rather unfortunate lip pecking thing rather than proper snogging. Despite this I persevered and had a pleasant time sucking his rather nice cock (cut cock and trimmed pubes - the best kind of cock to suck IMO, nothing worse than pubes between your teeth!).

3) Chap in the steam room. Short and skinny, but nicely hairy with a lovely beard. This guy was very strange - I don't know what his 'thing' was, but he kept spitting on me! Then he started putting is fingers in my ears and nose! Thank fuck the showers were just outside - as I really felt the need to have a shower after I had extricated myself from his embrace. I didn't get a snog from him either!

4) Finally things get a bit better! During a final stalk around I bump into a guy I've met the last few times I've been to the bears day. Finally I get to have a proper snog! He's also a great shag - which makes up for the fingers-in-ears-guy!